One is not always happy when one is good; but one is always good when one is happy.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

To start any thing is like to breathe in open air, to complete it is like to breathe in no air.

My handbag turned into a diaper bag for the chronically ill.

Eloquence is the child of knowledge.

My best ideas almost always come from winding up in unexpected places and stumbling across things I never could have imagined in advance.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Some men have sighed over the abduction of their wives, but many more have sighed because no one wanted to abduct theirs.

Pop music is not a threatening style of music.

It is easier to be virtuous than it is to appear so, and it pays better.

Art opens the closets, airs out the cellars and attics. It brings healing.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.