One is sometimes glad not to be a great theologian; one might easily mistake it for being a good Christian.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Was 9/11 not the 20th congress of the American Dream?

Nothing but trees.

There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving and that's your own self.

The past is one evil less and one memory more.

I never assumed I would have that commercial success, so it was a total surprise. And honestly, I never assumed that it would ever happen again.

He who is full of joy is full of love.

I know what it feels like to be a gun lover.

With the White Sox, when we do stuff, everybody's opinion is asked for, is given and then decisions are made on just about everything.

Don't ask me how I am,' I blurt. 'Please.' I want to keep feeling good. Just because the lights are on doesn't mean I have to look.

We didn't have any relationship at all with Trump.