One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them.

In the business world, there is no gray. Either you are black, or you are white-washed.

The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.

It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty upon the supposition he may abuse it.

Scientific research? Only when not at the cost of ethics-and first of all, those of the researchers themselves.

Night, when words fade and things come alive.

I don't throw a lot of parties. I find throwing parties a bit intimidating.

[W]e all lie down in our bed of earth as sure to wake as ever we can be to shut our eyes.

What you are looking for is within you

Over-niceness may be under-niceness.