One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

To hurt is as human as to breathe.

Most times you only have to be Brave ENOUGH.

What can be added to the happiness of the man who is in health, who is out of debt, and has a clear conscience?

Perhaps sunlight had always been luminous, and doorways signs of greater passage than that of one room to another. But she’d not noticed it until now.

I never know why self-sacrifice is noble. Why is it better to sacrifice oneself than someone else?

Envy is blind. -Caeca invidia est

A bird in the open never looks Like its picture in the birdie books - Or if it once did, it has changed its plumage, And plunges you back into ignorant gloomage.

Being alive is about playing to win. Being brain dead is when you play not to loose.

If you lose money for the firm, I will be forgiving. If you lose reputation, I will be ruthless.

Strict orthodoxy can cost too much if it has to be bought at the price of love. All the orthodoxy in the world will never take the place of love.