One lucky shot deserves another.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Sadly, it's much easier to create a desert than a forest.

Christianity has always been the hope of God through Jesus played out in the lives of real people living in real circumstances.

The survival of liberty in our land increasingly depends on the success of liberty in other lands.

If men were stubborn just in proportion as they were right, stubbornness would take her seat among the virtues; but men are generally stubborn just in proportion as they are ignorant and wrong.

Seems like Ive been here before. Seems so familiar. Seems like Im slipping into a dream within a dream.

My best inorganic friend is science!

Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.

Travel is not about money, it's about courage.

When you can despise death, you have conquered all fears.

The question becomes not just how to accumulate more, but how to covet less.