One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Prayer is inward communication with yourself

The purpose of our activities on earth must go beyond bread and butter or merely surviving.

Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!

They [the establishment] will allow radical Islamic terrorists to enter our country by the thousands.

No gun is perfectly true. So the marksman, that he may hit the bull's-eye, points elsewhere.

To me the purpose of art is to produce something alive...but with a separate, and of course one hopes, with an everlasting life of its own.

It may not always be easy, convenient, or politically correct to stand for truth and right, but it is the right thing to do. Always.

I sing because I'm happy.

I didn't even go to my prom. I didn't have one date in high school.

What I said was that I was at first supportive of Bernie [Sanders] when he came to Los Angeles for his first rally, I was there, I was supportive.