One more drink and I'll be under the host.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Only you are responsible for the development of your gift and for its brilliant after the process of its refinement

Let Your Inhibitions Run Free

In any conflict, the crazier party generally wins.

the labors of the true critic are more essential to the author, even, than to the reader.

Social standing does not necessarily translate to social acceptance.

Rare is the human being, immature or mature, who has never felt an impulse to pretend he is some one or something else.

If I'm just in dungarees, I don't think I would intimidate anyone.

I made mistakes, I drank too much, I smoked some crack some time. What can I say? I made a mistake, I’m human.

The law is the public conscience.

Sin has gotten men into more trouble than science can get him out of.