One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

I know when something is too important to be decided by logic.

Guard your integrity as if it's your most precious leadership possession, because that is what it is.

At the level of spirit, everything is always unfolding perfectly.

So many people want me to hate him and destroy him, but I don't want to. I want him to be happy. He's not a bad person.

There is only that inevitable danger as long as there is lack of understanding; but the moment the individual understands, there will be no formation of religion.

The most important question to ask on the job is not 'What am I getting?' The most important question to ask on the job is 'What am I becoming?'

Tatiana realized she was too young to hide well what was in her heart but old enough to know that her heart was in her eyes.

We really didn't talk a whole lot about relationships. I believe I asked if he had ever been married, and he said no.

Our life is but a grain of sand in the indifferent ocean of infinity.

Knowledge indeed is a desirable, a lovely possession.