One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

She kept up her compliments, and I kept up my determination to deserve them or die.

I never felt so fervently thankful, so soothed, so tranquil, so filled with a blessed peace, as I did yesterday when I learned that Michael Angelo was dead.

Tout les jours you are coming some fresh game or other on me, mais vous ne pouvez pas play this savon dodge on me twice!

Human nature appears to be just the same, all over the world

If you remain ‘insincere’ to one person, then that person will hold you back from going to moksha!

Some adventures require nothing more than a willing heart and the ability to trip over the cracks in the world.

If God wanted humans to play chess, he would have made us black or white.

Christianity is a fighting religion.

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

The thing I love most about being famous is people listening to me when I have something important to say.

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

A journey is best measured in friends, not in miles.

Don't take your bad shots home with you.

As a competitor and an athlete, you love that you get to go back and challenge someone, especially the world champs.