One of history's secrets is that the revolutionaries appeal in the eyes of posterity owes much to the traits they share with the world they overthrew.

Bob Dylan's Christianity has been allusive, idiosyncratic, and never the sort to place him on anyone's side in any Kulturkampf.

The problem with the bank managers was not that they were malevolent but that they were mediocre.

Success is not a luxury. It's a must. Succeed or die

Advertising holding companies used to boast about their share of the advertising market. Now they are proud of how much of their business is not in advertising.

The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend.

On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and tweet it. That was my thing, and then at a certain point, people started demanding it.

All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.

I have a whole different type of lifestyle.

When I was at Kingsoft, I was under pressure and worked hard, but the results were not satisfactory.

I am waiting for the day when I will see you again and hold your soft hands, touch your sweet lips and hug you tight so that you will never leave me again.

I'm an emotional guy, so I don't have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up.

Ah, genre. A word only a Frenchman could love.