One of my favorite comedies is Three Amigos! Oh my gosh, me and my brother quote that all the time.

When I was on 'Complete Savages,' the cast sometimes found themselves running from a mob of girls. There is nothing quite like that.

My first job was an AFI short film, Chasing Daylight, when I was 11, and I made a couple of commercials that never aired.

For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal.

Honestly, I would think I would go way back to Biblical times and be one of the guys who saw Jesus Sermon on the Mount. It would be so cool to see what he was really like in person.

Don’t tell me you’re afraid of heights, ” she said, shimmying along the edge.“Not heights, ” he murmured. “Just falling.

Innocence always calls mutely or protection when we would be so much wise to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

I became a physicist to understand the world, then I became a writer to try and change it.

the progress of real purpose is crippled where lack of money is equated to lack of zeal

The New Testament is not new anymore' it's thousands of years old. It's time to start calling it the Less Old Testament.

I've never had an easy relationship with critics. I hold a lot of homicide in my heart. If this was another time, I'd be packing a piece.

Some people think they have discernment when actually they are just suspicious. Suspicion comes out of the unrenewed mind; discernment comes out of the renewed spirit.

It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished.

Compared to Imelda Marcos, Marie Antoinette was a bag lady.

God would turn the world around to find suffering in order to give it to a soul upon whom He has set His Divine gaze with ineffable love.