One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

I would want forever with you.

You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one.

Right now, I'm following the Buddhist principle: Smile as abuse is hurled your way and this too shall pass.

The one seeks a midwife to deliver his thoughts, the other, someone to assist: thus a good conversation comes into being.

Love is the real nuclear bomb that destroys all our enemies, because when we love all living beings, we have no enemies.

It may well be that you are in a bad state, but to keep company with someone worse than you would allow to see good in yourself.

You can take better care of your secret than another can.

I recently saw Brooke Hogan's new music video, and I've got to say she looked hot.

I was interested in writing something that has meaning in the larger context of global conflicts anywhere.

I care about life and I have a record of fighting for people above all else.