One of my favorite things about supernatural fiction is its vast array of creatures.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.

[Ted] Cruz is going down. He looks like a nervous wreck.

It wasn't until The Sixth Sense that people started saying, wow, man, you're an actor. People didn't think of me as the guy in a band anymore.

As a writer, I always tend to take the liberty and the great artistic luxury of a composite form of writing.

All philosophers should end their days at Pythia's feet. There is only one philosophy, that of unique moments.

I was never any good in the school theatrical productions. I always got a role like the March Hare.

The most corrosive piece of technology that I've ever seen is called television - but then, again, television, at its best, is magnificent.