One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

Income inequality and wage stagnation finally took their place among the principal moral issues of our time.

We're going to let foreign corporations and their CEO's decide the outcomes of the [presidential elections] you just can't do this.

There's nothing I love more than a good cry.

Nightmares end. That's how you know they're nightmares.

Think of it as you want it, not as it is!

Warren Beatty was one hell of a lover - but we fought like stray dogs

Man makes plans . . . and God laughs.

What kind of Yoga do you want to practice, the Yoga of getting or the Yoga of giving?... One enslaves, the other liberates.

I do not believe Tony Blair was a fundamentally good man who went bad. I believe he was evil in the first place.

While I was sleeping, I had a beautiful dream that all the people of the world got together on the same wavelength and began helping each other.