One of our professors described a lecture as 'a mystical process by which the notes on the pad of the lecturer pass on to the pad of the student, without passing through the mind of either'.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

There are fairy stories to be written for adults. Stories that are still in a green state.

My favorite film is "Meshes in the Afternoon," a short avant garde film directed by Maya Deren. This was the first film that I saw that was actually directed by a woman.

Just because you’ve had enough doesn’t mean you wanted too much.

As the president of Afghanistan I look at the suffering of our people as a whole.

A river without banks is a large puddle.

To be honest I am not lookin to be romantic, already got someone at home

Jung Min’s palms are always sweating and he wears strange socks!

I only get involved with projects as a producer if I feel creatively inspired.

I have never heard anything about the resolutions of the apostles, but a good deal about their acts.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?