One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

The gift of salvation set me free from all my sins.

Murder is murder, as much a curse to the slayer as to the slain, and cannot be a matter of indifference, whoever the dead may be.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

What we need to do is take that inchoate sense that something isn't right and give it a structural component and the sense that things can be another way.

If you love people, they kill you. If you need people, they kill you. They do I tell you!

Underneath all reason lies delirium and drift.

Homemakers work longer and harder than any other class of worker in the United States for less pay, and are the most likely to be replaced by a younger worker.

I like the pace of my world. It's busy, but for me, the less I do the lazier I get.

They mislead the unwitting masses.

When government takes away options, it is bound to make some people worse off, even with intrinsicallly good intentions behind that government intervention.