One of the best things about directing movies, as opposed to merely writing them, is that there's no confusion about who's to blame: You are.

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

That [photographs] disturb readers is exactly as it should be: that's why photojournalism is often more powerful than written journalism.

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

Judge a man by what he tried, not by what he accomplished.

...childlike wonder and awe have died. The scenery and poetry and music of the majesty of God have dried up like a forgotten peach at the back of the refrigerator.

There is nothing quite like a freshly brewed pot of tea to get you going in the morning.

When I'm drafting right to life language, I don't call up the nuns.

[Music is] so inspirational in terms of making me want to become better.

I don't get my inspiration from books or a painting. I get it from the women I meet.

Every guy I know has some sort of freak injury in their body.

For your own good, for the good of your family and your future, grow a backbone. When something is wrong, stand up and say it is wrong, and don't back down.

I can move objects with my mind, if I use my hands.

Vanity metrics are the numbers you want to publish on TechCrunch to make your competitors feel bad.