One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom cool.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Let us think, let us loveJust for a day, just for a nightLet us find peace and happinessDeep in our heart with spiritual light.

And speaking of females, if I call you by one's name while my fangs are plunged deep in your neck, just run with it.

After a lifetime of engaging in long, passionate discussions I have come to the conclusion that it is a waste of time trying to convince anyone of anything.

That's the most important thing for me in TV, telling the story to as many people as we can.

For a while, I think in 1994, it got to where I didn't want to practice.

I was very shy and very reserved as a child, very, very introvert.

Desire only God, and your heart will be satisfied.

It is not what we get. But who we become, what we contribute... that gives meaning to our lives.

When you concentrate on agriculture and industry and are frugal in expenditures, Heaven cannot impoverish your state.