One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Older people make this mistake all the time with younger people, treating them as a finished product when in fact they are in process.

You have to look at a thing long enough for it to really show itself to you...

I love doing serious movies for adults.

If we really prefer basic sanity or enlightenment, it's irritatingly possible to get into it.

It was very natural that people just think of me as a comic actor.

Every page must explode, whether through seriousness, profundity, turbulence, nausea, the new, the eternal, annihilating nonsense, enthusiasm for principles, or the way it is printed.

Acting is always going to be number one, but what I learned in film school, I want to make that happen too, so Im going to actually start working on my own.

If you're doing a recipe on national television, there's really no room for being sloppy or a nonperfectionist.

I love watching gymnastics, swimming, and track and field.

For me, being Ryan Lochte is fun.