One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them

For us to regard others as worthy, we have to begin by regarding ourselves as worthy.

May we show great concern to those of great concern to God.

Love dissolves all fear, eliminates all doubt, and transforms all evil.

5 mins after your birth, they decide your name, nationality, religion & sect & you spend rest of your life defending something you didn't choose.

I have never compromised on academics and the one thing that I insist on is good grades, even though I am a relaxed and indulgent parent in most other things.

We cannot survive spiritually with one foot in the Church and the other in the world.

Profits in business always depend on the rate of interest: the higher the interest, the higher the rate of profit required.

There is pleasure in calm remembrance of a past sorrow.

And no-one has ever questioned the courage of the Dwarves.