One of the delightful things about Americans is that they have absolutely no historical memory.

We shall use only peaceful means and we shall not permit any other kind of method.

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.

China is an attractive piece of meat coveted by all ... but very tough, and for years no one has been able to bite into it.

China has no income tax, no unemployment and not a single soldier outside its borders.

You have opened a new chapter in the relations of the American and Chinese people... I am confident that this beginning of our friendship will certainly meet with majority support of our two peoples.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam.

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

Wealth is not the standard of worth. Some people put cash before character.

You know who's also joining the Wall Street protesters? Kanye West. That's a real good idea -- a guy with diamonds in his teeth protesting greed.

Being pro-life doesn't save babies, acting pro-life does.

When values are contrasting, use subtle color. When values are subtle, use contrasting color.

The more familiar people are with the ecosystem that lives below the surface - invisible until you're actually in the ocean - the more likely they are to do what they can to protect it.

I am prone to get carried away thinking about creative projects.

There has not been any great talent without an element of madness. -Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit

Those interested in perpetuating present conditions are always in tears about the marvelous past that is about to disappear, without having so much as a smile for the young future.