One of the favorite games I play, when I improv or take on a character, is what I like to call arrogant ignorance. That's the game I enjoy playing most.

When you go out there to do comedy, you feel like you're doing battle with the audience a lot of the time. You're either going to get 'em, or you're not.

It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like a jerk or a douche, every now and then?

When I approach villains, unless it's a drama, I'm a comedian, so I approach most things from a comedic point of view.

I think audiences can relate to the guys I'm playing, those large-and-in-charge idiots. Or maybe I just make them feel better about who they are, or who they're dating.

I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and I wasn't the biggest, so I got real good at running my mouth and making people laugh and using humor as a way to not get into fights.

Your life is very different from mine. For one, you can transform into a wolf.” “I can, ” she agreed. “And you live with a vampire and gargoyle. That’s not the typical human way, is it?

There is a power in God's gospel beyond all description.

Maybe we're all in somebody's dream. Maybe everything's a dream, and nothing else.

A verse from the Veda says, 'What you see, you become.' In other words, just the experience of perceiving the world makes you what you are. This is a quite literal statement.

If it's broken, it can be fixed.

Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

(You) don't leave the chicken to watch the feed.

Craftsmanship names an enduring, basic human impulse, the desire to do a job well for its own sake.

Socialism for rich bankers and capitalism for everyone else.