One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Comedy has been so good to me.

I've always done things myself. I've never bragged or screamed that I produced a record before. I never told anybody.

If they say I am inconsistent let them say it, for it is true, because inconsistency is a part of living

I think Google should be like a Swiss Army knife: clean, simple, the tool you want to take everywhere.

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!

I'm very much open to the possibilities.

Instead of using medicine, better fast today.

Everybody in American seems in a rush to catch a train.

Without music, we wouldn't have an Army.

I just want to keep things going. I just love testing myself.