One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Your mind can grasp intellectual ideas, but it is in the FEELING where the transformation takes place.

I know how I want to try and live my life. I know I dont want to leave any darkness behind me.

A veritable incubator of short cuts, schemes and devices to overcome the truth.

When your mind is flooded with the pure light of nirvana, which is happiness itself, you will be delighted with whatever occurs to you.

That which goeth up must needs come down; and that which is down must needs go up. But Brahma has ordained that the that that goeth up is seldom the same as the that that hath gone down.

I never 'say' anything in my work. I invent a world. Let others decide what is being 'said'.

I've often said if I knew where the good songs came from, I'd go there more often.

It's like — I don't know, sometimes it's like chasing a pretty girl on the beach. And things I never thought I could do... I can do.

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

The cause of today is the effect of the past and the cause for the future.