One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it's going to end.

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.

There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen the way that they were supposed to.

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrassed by it, but cherishing it.

People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.

That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.

Work happens like in Harry Potter. Magic I mean.

Rumors of coal's demise may have been greatly exaggerated.

Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar - very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East.

If each human being is to have liberty, he cannot also have the liberty to deprive others of their liberty.

Sometimes, Edie, a person's feelings aren't rational. At least, they don't seem that way on the surface. You have to dig a little deeper to understand what lies at the base

Love is a fire/It burns everyone/It disfigures everyone/It is the world's excuse for being ugly.

All things lead us to our innermost truth. That is their purpose. That is the purpose of Life itself. Life is truth, revealing Itself to Itself.

Once you get to earth orbit, you're halfway to anywhere in the solar system.

Sometimes I feel like nothin,' somethin' throwed away, Somethin' throwed away. And then I get my guitar, play the blues all day.

The seasons alter: hoary-headed frosts Fall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose.