One of the safest places to be in the world is the stage.

Intelligence is enormously sexy.

The last few years have been pretty hectic.

I always signed autographs when I could and always stayed and chatted with them when I could.

Getting old is not for sissies, kid.

But I think one of the reasons I tend to stay in the water most of the time is I distrust the comfort.

But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love.

But I firmly believe that you can't be emotionally free until you are emotionally committed.

Vampires are sexy to a woman perhaps because the fantasy is similar to that of the man on the white horse sweeping her off to paradise.

I grew up in a household where everybody lived at the top of his lungs.

Revelations come when you're in the thick of it, pitting yourself up against something larger than yourself

They say there is a fine line between love and hate. I once loved Kaleib like a brother, now I hated him with the same conviction.

There are two methods in software design. One is to make the program so simple, there are obviously no errors. The other is to make it so complicated, there are no obvious errors.

If you can't help it, don't think about it

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

Creating my own world in a comic or selling my first penny newspaper aged nine was a way of gaining recognition and acceptance by my peers.

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question: 'Who was raising that question?'

The fans have been great to me. I don't think it's asking too much to have me sign something for them.

We should not look at terrorism from the nameplates - ­which group they belong to, what is their geographical location, who are the victims. These individual groups or names will keep changing.

…was designed to protect his heart, to bind me and bribe me to stay with him no matter what. He was giving everything he had.