One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

The most hardest thing in life is letting go of the person whom you dearly love.

You stay close to me, Mikki Jones. Close enough that I can hear you breathe. Got it? ""You always take care of new recruits?""Never

The words of the Bible, and the Bible alone, should be heard from the pulpit.

Just sing it. Don't prove you can sing it. I know you can, you know you can. So just do it, because if you try to prove it, you'll lose.

Reason is the cause of our falsification of the evidence of the senses. In so far as the senses show becoming, passing away, change, they do not lie.

Everybody can be somebody when somebody understands and believes in her.

When commercial capital occupies a position of unquestioned ascendancy, it everywhere constitutes a system of plunder.

I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings, and I don’t like to knock other writers as a matter of principle.

The greatest people that ever lived were also the greatest failures. They just didn’t let those failures affect them like they do most.

I like to take a day of the week and just sort of have an at-home beauty day. I put on different masks.