One of the things I like about a character: I always think it's fascinating when a character can turn on a dime and go from one emotion to another. I like watching that.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

A virtuous and industrious people may be cheaply governed.

It's never felt more Canadian to be Canadian than it does now.

Even if I don't want to slow down, I'm slowing down.

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

Think before you speak, your words could hurt someone's feeling more than you intended it to.

The future is the result of what we do right now.

The bright dawn flooded the room, and swept the fantastic shadows into dusky corners, where they lay shuddering.

We can't really digest food unless there's hunger. So we can't really assimilate spiritual wisdom unless we feel the need for it.

So Carlito think about this: all the apple-biting.

Im a devotee of Dracula, which was a pathfinder in horror and vampire fiction.