One of the things I noticed about the '2 Broke Girls' pilot was that it looked like a new episode in a season and not a pilot, and that's an amazing sign.

I think to love somebody every day for a long period of time is the most romantic thing you can do.

In TV, you usually don't get a chance to fix anything. It's always easier to cancel something than fix it.

I knew everything a woman hated even before I remotely knew anything a woman liked.

Adults always ask kids how they are doing at school. The one subject kids absolutely hate talking about. You don't even want to talk about school when you are at school.

Chairmen Meow deserves me every effort.

The more people know, the more they forgive.

The relation between the white and colored people of this country is the great, paramount, imperative, and all-commanding question for this age and nation to solve.

Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God makes the animals, man makes himself.

We know that the body needs bread, therefore we seek for bread for it: so must we seek for the food of the soul.

The Olympian gods cannot have grand passions because they cannot die.

Fools multiply when wise men are silent.

Because just as good morals, if they are to be maintained, have need of the laws, so the laws, if they are to be observed, have need of good morals.

Baseball’s absolute unpredictability makes amateurs of us all.