One of the things that's important about family is the narrative history they create for themselves.

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future. You're going to look like you have magic powers compared to everybody else.

Don't ever, ever try to lie to the internet.

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future.

I'm a handsome man with a charming personality.

The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It’s by giving those people a service that’s better than what they’re receiving from the pirates.

Valve wouldn’t have gotten its start

I think Windows 8 is a catastrophe for everyone in the PC space. I think we'll lose some of the top-tier PC/OEMs, who will exit the market. I think margins will be destroyed for a bunch of people.

Steam is about creating tools for content creators and customers.

If you look at a multi-player game, it's the people who are playing the game who are often more valuable than all of the animations and models and game logic that's associated with it.

Don't celebrate how old you are, celebrate the years you survived.

Watch out for a man whose enemies keep disappearing.

Do not rely completely on any other human being however dear. We meet all of life's greatest tests alone.

A bad book owes to many trees | A forest of apologies.

There's nothing better than sinking into my feather pillows after a hard day's work.

I would never play any role in anything that involves the United Nations for obvious reasons.

I value men and I don't necessarily want to adopt the man's role, but I do want to see women's humanity honored and respected.

A lot of my reading over the next few months will be the works of Hans Christian Andersen - I have been appointed an ambassador for the bicentenary celebrations of his birth next year.

The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, and this without any qualification as to their condition or degree, as is the case in the British government.

I'm always a little unnerved when I see a show that's set in the past that implies in any way that things were nicer then.