One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.

Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.

Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.

Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?

Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.

Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.

He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!

The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.

If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

Life is too short to dance with ugly men

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

Forgiveness is what makes adults different to children: children just forget, adults forgive.

We often what to be a success but we don’t know why.

Americans are interesting creatures. They criticize those who speak their language with a slight accent but have no issues with butchering most other languages, my name included.

Dost thou want another eye beside that of Him who sees every secret thing?

Love is the first feeling we felt since birth and the last thing will need in Death.

I really am a happy, amusing fellow at heart. Trouble is I seem the only one left.

The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.

Find a way or make one.