One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.

The two greatest warriors are Truth and Time. Be sure to march behind, and not against, them.

By myth I mean the arrangement of the incidents

Don't cry over spilled milk

No Botox. I don't think I will go there. I don't want to say never, because who knows? Maybe in 10 years I will.

The universe is so big, there's so many worlds, there must be one of them or more, something that's alive.

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days.

One doesn't bother to believe the credible: the credible is believed already, by definition. There's no adventure of the mind.

The Christian truth is attractive and persuasive because it responds to humanity's deepest needs.

Establish specific objectives, and move steadily toward them. A rudder won't control a drifting boat; it must be underway. Similarly, you need to be moving forward to gain control of your life.

Warner Bros offered me the next Batman, and the only reason that I didn't do it was because of The Saint.