One philosopher has rightly said that property is theft. But I'd like to use my future ownership of property to give something back.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

All things are possible until they are proved impossible and even the impossible may only be so, as of now.

I only want to make music because I have a passion for it.

You still wake up sometimes. You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.

Success comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration, and inspiration!

By a divine paradox, wherever there is one slave there are two

My parents are highly evolved worriers. ... If worrying were an Olympic sport, my parents' faces would have graced the Wheaties box a long time ago.

The least and most imperceptible impressions received in our infancy have consequences very important and of long duration.

We must win in Iraq. If we withdraw, there will be chaos, there will be genocide, and they will follow us home.

It is only through disruptions and confusion that we grow, jarred out of ourselves by the collision of someone else's private world with our own.

God improvises. Man systematizes.