One play down and 497 to Go!

Keep focusing on God and all things will work out.

Choose life, choose to be happy and make somebody smile.

The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!

Nobody touches my ding dongs!

Just a few more years and then we'll join the circus.

I called Vee."How are you doing?" I asked."Good. How are you?""Good."Silence."Okay, " Vee said in a rush, "I am still totally freaked out. You?""Totally.

A sentence should be read as if its author, had he held a plough instead of a pen, could have drawn a furrow deep and straight to the end.

Three quarters of faith is boldness.Three quarters of wisdom is intelligence.Three quarters of love is kindness.

I don't starve myself. Anyone who knows me will tell you I have an appetite. I'd much rather work out and not diet than not work out and have to diet.

I know many writers who first dictate passages, then polish what they have dictated. I speak, then I polish - occasionally I do windows.

Then in came this script with another very low offer, and another drug addict and a depressing and difficult part to play. I thought, 'Why should I put myself through that for hardly any money?'

I would never commit the positively anti-social action of robbing a bank, or worse still, working in one.

Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.

You can ask me anything you like about my work, but I'll never talk about myself.

Have character, but don't be a character.