One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Such a small, pure object a poem could be, made of nothing but air a tiny string of letters, maybe small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. But it could blow everybody's head off.

Significant is the doer, the rest just watch!

Nothing is ever quiet, except for fools.

When I went back to England after a year away, the country seemed stuck, dozing in a fairy tale, stifled by the weight of tradition.

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

The red sole was born from red nail polish. I am giving back to beauty what the shoes took from the nails many years ago.

That's the heart of it: My shows were not that controversial with the American people. They were controversial with the people who think for the American people.

As a Marine officer in combat, I was responsible for the lives and safety of all the Marines who served with me.

I have never been a critic of science fiction as a whole.

There are a lots of clowns in our family - our house is a fun house.