One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs as well.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

If you listen to the wind very carefully, you'll be able to hear me whisper my love for you.

Life is spiritual voyage.

Being human doesn't make us humans. Humanity is something else only a kind and loving heart can possess

Here's to your good health and your family's good health and may you all live long and prosper.

The past is a kind of future that has already happened.

A suspension program like TRX provides consistency, is great for strength training, and you can do it anywhere, which is good for us because we're always on the go!

Of course, people told me, 'Mikey, you will never be an actor. You don't have the look. You're ugly.'

I've always accepted some kind of deity, especially as a songwriter.

Uphill, downhill, I like that.

[...] the awesome splendor of the universe is much easier to deal with if you think of it as a series of small chunks.