One seldom loves people for their virtues.

The less explaining you do the less people speculate.

God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing.

Unhappy parents teach you a lesson that lasts a lifetime.

Learn tricks from others, Become a trickster

They don't like thinking in medical school. They memorize - that's all they want you to do. You must not think.

It is my belief that we as human beings have a need to tell stories - I think it's evolutionary. So you can think of the short story as a literary form, or you can instead think of stories.

The goal of tyrants is tyranny, and the goal of tyranny is tyranny.

If you can really hear more of the root cause, maybe there are ways that we can get beyond it, or destroy it, actually.

I've learned a long time ago, you don't say anything for absolutely certain.

I've gone from being one of the youngest governors to now the longest consecutive serving governor in the country.

I almost wish we would've filmed a whole fake tampon commercial around ["I'm With Her"].

Make a mental list of happy thoughts and pass them through your mind several times every day.