One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Inventions have long-since reached their limit--and I see no hope for further developments." -- Julius Frontinus, world-famous engineer (Rome, 10 AD)

Saturdays and Sundays, America in the year 2009 does not in some ways differ significantly from the country that existed almost 50 years ago. This is truly sad.

I love New York. I'm a guy for whom a New York accent is a comforting thing.

Openness to all attitudes no matter how extreme or unrealistic they may seem.

Every woman in America has a French dream in her head, especially a Parisian one.

Whitney Houston was a laser beam ... She always gave me better than what I asked for in the studio

Hollywood no longer offers entertainment. Instead, activism has replaced acting, and sermons have supplanted stories. Instead of a good yarn, you get a yawn.

Keep your business affairs in your own hands. It's the only way to be happy.

When we talk about fighting for our country, we're talking about our vote, our vote is our arms.

Ideas are to objects as constellations are to stars [translated from Trauerspiel, 1928].