One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Find time for a private conversation with your creator so that you can ask Him about the purpose of your existence

When you have a nightmare, don't let it control you. Try transforming that fear into into an antagonist to release pent-up feelings.

I'm always telling my students, don't - don't worry so much third person, first person. It doesn't make that much difference.

I've found that falling doesn't always leave you fallen for.

When grubbing for necessities man is still an animal. He becomes uniquely human when he reaches out for the superfluous and extravagant.

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

I never desired to go into war zones. I never had any thought about it. It sort of just happened as part of the job.

As water shapes its flow in accordance with the ground, so an army manages its victory in accordance with the situation of the enemy.

Simon became inarticulate in his effort to express mankind's essential illness.

We do not keep the outward form of order, where there is deep disorder in the mind.