One should not quarrel with a dog without a reason sufficient to vindicate one through all the courts of morality.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Blame where you must, be candid where you can, And be each critic the Good-natured Man.

To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber.

One writer, for instance, excels at a plan or a title page, another works away at the body of the book, and a third is a dab at an index.

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy.

I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.

A man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher; but he who goes from country to country, guided by the blind impulse of curiosity, is a vagabond.

Ridicule has always been the enemy of enthusiasm, and the only worthy opponent to ridicule is success.

Ceremonies are different in every country, but true politeness is everywhere the same.

Life is a journey that must be traveled no matter how bad the roads and accommodations.

Restoration and hope is available each time you return to God.

Truth always lags last limping along on the arm of Time.

I'm a cosmopolitan sophisticate of culture and intelligence. The culmination of technology and civilized experience.

Correlations are not explanations and besides, they can be as spurious as the high correlation in Finland between foxes killed and divorces.

I love changing what I look like because I always feel super strange whenever I do watch something that I'm in.

I really feel lovely when I get up with my sweetheart. When I depart a photograph shoot, as a result of someway miracles have been labored.

I keep one simple rule that I only move in one direction - I write the book straight through from beginning to end. By following time's arrow I keep myself sane.

Growing up is important, and I've got to do that gracefully, but also keep myself at a good pace.

Its better to wear out than to rust out.

When I present, I cheat. I only talk about things I care about.