One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

I believe that the fragile-flower, idea-intolerant society of victimhood that is being cultivated in many colleges today is really bad.

Mostly, you become a writer not because you want to get rich or famous, but because you have to write; because there is something inside that must come out.

The verb "Garland" should be created. It would mean to unfairly put a stinking albatross around someone's neck, to make him unemployable.

The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.

Editorials are editorials. They a supposed to have an opinion, even a very strong one.

The one thing an aspiring writer must understand is that it's hard. If you think it's not hard, you're not doing it right.

I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.

I think Marco Rubio could never have recovered from revealing himself to be pathetic.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

Rhyme is cool again. It's because of hip-hop. Bless you, hip-hop.

The key to liberation resides within our very own hands and heart.

The larger crimes are apt to be the simpler, for the bigger the crime, the more obvious, as a rule, is the motive.

I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.

I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants

I've always loved literature, and the best books I read were always trilogies.

We call for healthcare as a human right through Medicare for all.

Be on guard, my soul, of complicating your environment so that you have neither time nor room for growth!

Eccentricty had flowered into madness.

It should be obvious that I wasn't no honor roll student in high school. My favorite class was boys.

The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.