One thing I can say about the French language is that no one in the world loves their language as much as they do.

If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. While it's okay to believe in a man who turned water into wine, and walked on water

I have a three-piece suit. I’m an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I’m probably the killer.

I think the meaning of life is life itself. We don't necessarily want to know what it is, but we want to live it. Hopefully, we'll go out fast without knowing it.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

Machiavelli had some cold tricks for people who wanted to be demagogues and wanted to take over the world.

Actors are very good at not revealing anything, so they're safe.

I'm terrified about psychic people who have their little shops.

I choose work with the people I like to work with.

I dont wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. Thats basically what I smell like.

If you're playing the bad guy, you have to find what you like about them.

Human life is a great story written by the mysterious, mystical and magical human mind.

I think of death only with tranquility, as an end. I refuse to let death hamper life. Death must enter life only to define it.

Science and technology are a propellant for building a thriving country, and the happiness of the people and the future of the country hinge on their development.

I confess I love littleness almost in all things. A little convenient estate, a little cheerful house, a little company, and a little feast.

When you have a large amount of the workforce being laid off, some of them have no other choice but to go out there and invent something.

An iron chain is less difficult to break than a chain of flowers.

America has maintained a prohibition on negotiating with terrorists for good reason.

Invest yourself in everything you do. There's fun in being serious.

The modern essay has regained a good deal of its literary status in our time, much to the credit of Joseph Epstein.

I think anybody that is going to be taken seriously in [music] industry needs to produce their own original music.