One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

As you take the normal opportunities of your daily life and create something of beauty and helpfulness, you improve not only the world around you but also the world within you.

Gurion would lament: What is the good of trying to do justice if God will kill me and my family whether or not I do justice?

But you see, I can believe a thing without understanding it. It's all a matter of training.

I wish we had more [Dwight] Eisenhower Republicans in this [Donald]Trump cabinet.

Factions are a sign of illness in a party.

I've always felt acting is a part of music.

In a few generations more, there will probably be no room at all allowed for animals on the earth: no need of them, no toleration of them.

At times, he even admitted that he'd been more an observer of the world than a participant in it.

Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world.

Accept people and situations as they are in life and then take action. The moment you do this, you'll see you are out of the confusion about anything in life.