One thing about Germany - they'll be organised, they'll be big and they'll be strong.

I'll play for Rangers as long as I can, then spend the rest of my life being depressed

When Celtic faced closure in 1994. My feelings then were of disbelief and concern for my mates who were Celtic fans.

Smartness without wisdom is stupidity.

It is love, the teeth told him, that resurrects life from death. Leave us here. Turn your head to the living.

Reflect your thoughts and watch others mirror them back to you.

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.

Education, I fear, is learning to see one thing by going blind to another.

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

The problem with touring isn't the traveling and the shows, it's the vegetal state you get into.

Islam is not a race, yet Islamophobia partakes of racist characteristics.

The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.

Nothing increases happiness like quiet time. The truth is, the only moments that make you laugh or happy are seconds of stillness.