One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

Like a butterfly stuck in a chrysalis, waiting for the perfect moment, I was waiting for the day I could burst forth and fly away and find my home.

Love your children while they are young. Because they grow up soon enough, and then… then the have no need of you.

Follow your star, it's never too late, even if it doesn't quite happen as you expect.

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor.

I don't mind what the role is at all; I just want to play cool characters.

Hierarchy is a kind of order of abstractions.

I do really believe that all guitarists have a different character that comes through, that's a strong character, the stronger the person is.

It was around 4 p.m. in the afternoon. I was just taking a nap. Luckily, my sister was home.

The Indian mythology has a theory of cycles, that all progression is in the form of waves.

People are my greatest resource.