One thing about mildly dyslexic people - they're good at setting everything else aside to pursue one goal.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

With my natural communication abilities, I could probably gather a crowd even without the Spirit.

When trust improves, the mood improves.

I think you reach your full potential by fighting often enough against varied types of opponents. This makes you a complete fighter.

Israel also deprived the world of its chance of shedding tears of genuine sympathy over her destruction. The world resents this; it likes to feel noble and sympathetic.

Both my parents loved words. That was the big deal in our house.

Wake up with a plan of action, go to bed with satisfaction.

Art is a spiritual practice. We may not, and need not, do it perfectly.

There is no greater weapon than knowledge and no greater source of knowledge than the written word.

I carry a weapon. I got a death threat a few years ago and was really scared. But I don't want bodyguards. I am my own security.

Faith is not sure, if you cannot turn love to quarrel; may my enemies obtain a mild mistress.