One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Enjoyment is not a goal it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.

Do something wonderful, people may imitate it.

Morality and its victim, the mother - what a terrible picture! Is there indeed anything more terrible, more criminal, than our glorified sacred function of motherhood?

We are here to bring to consciousness the beauty and power that are around us and to praise the people who are here with us.

It's ok to FAIL it's not ok to Quit

...I have noticed that when things happen in one's imaginings, they never happen in one's life, so I am curbing myself.

I love America, and I love living here.

Prayer is the inner bath of love into which the soul plunges itself.

I can't say that I've fully achieved my dream yet. I'm just starting to evolve.

I still agree with the invasion of Iraq. I don't agree with most of the decisions that accompanied it.