One thing is fact. The events of your life are created by you, and those events come to you through your feelings.

The key to success is to raise your own energy; when you do, people will naturally be attracted to you. And when they show up, bill ‘em!

There is nothing more marvelous than doing something you love to do and getting paid for it. It ceases to become work, money, and effort; and it becomes fun, your expression of the joy of life.

There is no amount of money in the world that will make you comfortable if you are not comfortable with yourself.

Life was never meant to be a struggle, just a gentle progression from one point to another, much like walking through a valley on a sunny day.

Balance and good fortune can only come to a person who is balanced and feels fortunate.

Never be afraid to let people go if they're not right; often that's the only way you can make room for the right person.

Seriousness is a disease of the ego

If you don't change, reality in the end forces that change upon you.

In a time of crisis we all have the potential to morph up to a new level and do things we never thought possible.

Each moment of our life, we either invoke or destroy our dreams. We call upon it to become a fact, or we cancel our previous instructions.

Never use five words if you can get away with one, eh? I've known dead men talk more than you do.

Love your story.

Before you ask God to bless you, give Him a reason to.

Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth!

Wc What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.

People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.

Ride at any fence hard enough, and the chances are you'll get over. The harder you ride the heavier the fall, if you get a fall; but the greater the chance of your getting over.

I want to live in a place where strangers rush to help someone in distress.

I saw what happened when a dictator was allowed to take over a piece of a country and the country went down the tubes. And I saw the opposite during the war when America joined the fight.

Many areas of Los Angeles have gang problems.