One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Submission is a tyrannical discipline.

Somehow, we each create our own prisons, one for which only we, hold the key.

In Hollywood everything is so documented. If you go for a drink with somebody, it's passed around the world so quickly

I made education the highest priority of my campaign - actually education and jobs - and the reason is a simple one: I think the future of America depends on it.

On vacation, you can wear all the colorful and casual clothing that you like, but you must always be elegant.

Among the earliest forms of human self-awareness was the awareness of being meat.

Follow your dreams wherever they lead you and pay for those dreams with good jobs in software programming and computer design!

friendship was always contingent.

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

Integrity doesn't come in degrees: low, medium, or high. You either have integrity or you don't.