One thing that's great about firefighters: If they don't have the equipment they desperately need, they don't have the help, they don't care. They'll do it on their own.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

How many dragons does a girl have to slay to get some respect around here?

I think you need to do something new to keep reinventing yourself.

The revolution will not be televised.

I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must be a vent.

We need to look resolutely away from the impossibilities and to the Lord. His help will come.

Great work comes from great joy. Leave the angst for the movies; do art - that is fun.

My thoughts are starts I can't fathom into constellations.

Truth is that the best ideas are often psychotic, obscene and unoriginal.

The tempt for greatness is the biggest drug in the world.

If all of your electricity in your lifetime came from nuclear [energy], the waste from that lifetime of electricity would go in a Coke can.